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I bought this book once before I moved to Mexico, and it quickly made the rounds between my ex-patriot friends. I had to purchase it again because it eventually migrated out of my circle of friends…Anyways, this book contains authentic Mexican slang, and is a blast to read with a Mexican, because they will be laughing at your gringo accent speaking their slang. It’s also great because you can then let your Mexican friend in on the English equivalents. This book provided hours and hours of back and forth laughs.The book covers casual business appropriate (safe for work) slang down to the most raunchy gutter talk. It also tells you where each phrase or word can be used, which is useful, since they often have different euphemisms to say the same things, depending if you are in church, playing poker, out in mixed company, or playing pool in a smokey bar. The book does this creatively by introducing each word or phrase through a fictional character who would typically use each

Barracuda VS Kingpin VS The Russian?
Barracuda VS Kingpin. Winner gets The Russian.Who takes it?Some stats:BarracudaHeight: 7′0″Weight: 320 lbsSkills: Serial killing, terrorism Excellent unarmed combatant, large size, near superhuman strength, weightliftingThe Barracuda has undergone full US army special forces training, and all the coarses that it includes.Hand to hand Combat: Barracuda was trained in hand to hand combat, and how to incapacitate or kill his opponents as quickly as possible.Marksmanship: Barracuda was trained in Combat shooting and sniping, as well as advanced marksmanship. Even with only one eye, hes a crackshot.Survival Training: Barracuda has been trained to not only survive, but also to fight in desert, arctic, mountain, tropic, and urban environments.Amphibious training: Barracuda was trained in Combat swimming, combat diving, underwater combat, and amphibious assault.Airborne Training: As well as full HALO, HAHO,LAHO and LALO jump training, Barracuda has also been taught freefall, ecstatic, paragliding, and heliborne insertion.Medical skills: Barracuda was trained in medicine and field surgery, and has extensive knowledge of how to treat wounds.Language/cultural training: Barracuda was taught the language and customs of several cultures, most likely Latino and Arabic ones.Demolitions training: Barracuda was taught how to handle explosives in any environment, as well as under water.Black Ops training: Barracuda was taught various forms of stealth and infiltration tactics. He is also an experienced escapologist.Strength levelU.S. Army ROTC classes: Hand to hand combat (1st degree Graffiti Languages black belt Jujitsu)- Combative fighting arts, boxing trainingEquipmentJason hockey mask, graffiti cans, bulletproof vests, gunsTransportationHotrodsWeaponsMilitary explosive weaponry (C-4, grenades, land mines ect.), assault weaponry (Handugns, Machine Guns ect.), heavy ordnance weaponry (rocket launchers), hood knives collection (Mostly switchblades), MacheteKingpin:Height: 6′ 7″Weight: 450 lbsThe Kingpin is composed almost entirely of muscle that has been developed to enormous size, much like a sumo wrestler, and he possesses peak human strength. His vast bulk shields him from many forms of injury, either providing padding or causing penetration wounds to only strike him relatively superficially. He has extraordinary skill in hand-to-hand combat, specializing in a number of martial arts, including sumo wrestling. His fighting skills and unusual agility for a man of his size compensate for a great difference between his human level of strength and that of Spider-man when the two engage in unarmed combat (Spider-man also has severe inhibitions about using his strength against an opponent without superhuman powers for fear of killing him or her.) The Kingpin is a criminal genius and a highly skilled planner and organizer. He employs numerous henchmen, scientists, and even superhumans, almost all of whom are fiercely loyal to him due to dedication, fear, or both.The Kingpin possesses the normal human strength of a man of his age, height, and build who engages in intensive regular exercise. The Kingpin is virtually as strong as it is possible for a man of his age, height, and weight to be without having superhuman strength. His great bulk does not consist of fat but of muscles that have been developed to enormous size, as in a sumo wrestler. The Kingpin can lift (press) approximately 650 pounds.WeaponsThe Kingpin sometimes carries a walking stick which contains a concealed laser beam weapon that fires a short pulse of 300 watts, enough energy to vaporize a handgun. The walking stick can also be used to fire a concentrated spray of sleeping gas. The Kingpin’s diamond stickpin also contains a small, highly compressed container of sleeping gas which is effective when fired directly into an opponent’s face at close range. The Kingpin uses the stickpin gas as a last resort.The RussianHeight: 7′2″Weight: 573 lbsFollowing his resurrection and subsequent reconstruction at the hands of General Kreigkopf’s paramilitary organization, The Russian possessed a various superhuman abilities.Bodily Reconstruction: Following his ressurection, the Russian’s natural physiology was rebuilt using a combination of extremely durable metal alloys and plastics.* Superhuman Strength: Much of the Russian’s musculature and ligaments were replaced with extremely durable, but lightweight plastics, increasing his already prodigious strength to higher levels. While the exact limit of his superhuman strength wasn’t known, it is known that it didn’t exceed 10 tons.* Superhuman Stamina: The Russian’s dramatically altered and enhanced artificial musculature produced less fatigue toxins during physical activity than a normal human, granting him an unknown degree of superhuman stamina. He could, however, exert himself at peak capacit
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